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The thief threatened children with bricks and ripped the buttons off shirts. He stole tomatoes from one home and snatched bread from another. Down the street, he briefly fled with a differential equations book and beat a calculator with his fist.
He was one bad monkey. And last week he was sentenced to life in prison for his crimes, inmate No. 13 at the country's only known monkey jail, where very bad monkeys are sent to live out their remaining years...
The thief threatened children with bricks and ripped the buttons off shirts. He stole tomatoes from one home and snatched bread from another. Down the street, he briefly fled with a differential equations book and beat a calculator with his fist.
He was one bad monkey. And last week he was sentenced to life in prison for his crimes, inmate No. 13 at the country's only known monkey jail, where very bad monkeys are sent to live out their remaining years...
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Re: Doing hard time in monkey jail
Thu, September 30, 2004 - 6:29 PMlife sentence for thieving and smashing shit and throwing stones?
sounds like the 3 strikes law in california.
i wish to fuck i could break those bad boys out of thier cells and set them free.
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Re: Doing hard time in monkey jail
Thu, September 30, 2004 - 10:38 PMActually if you commit 3 violent crimes in one sitting its not 3 strikes.
You are protected under the "Crime spree" law.
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Re: Doing hard time in monkey jail
Sun, October 3, 2004 - 10:21 PMGood to know! ;)
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Re: Doing hard time in monkey jail
Wed, November 17, 2004 - 3:46 AMif I was a monkey
I'll tell you what'd I do
If I was a monkey
I'd be just like you
If I was a monkey
I'd be very good
If I was a monkey
I'd do just what I should
If I was a monkey, if I was a monkey, if I was a monkey
I'd be just like you -
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Re: Doing hard time in monkey jail
Wed, December 1, 2004 - 8:48 AMLet me know if you enjoyed your latte! -Charla
SEE BELOW FOR INSTRUCTIONS...
www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm
1. CLICK ON THE LINK
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK (Click on the Button next to the drink)
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5. CLICK ON "APRI"
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to click on < APRI >
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Re: Doing hard time in monkey jail
Wed, December 1, 2004 - 10:32 AMBad monkey!!! -
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Re: Doing hard time in monkey jail
Mon, January 10, 2005 - 10:03 PM...sweet, sweet monkey....
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